True story

 In group pictures, there is always that retard that does the peace sign.

How gravity works

Sometimes I just wonder how gravity works? Every morning whenever I try to get off my bed, the gravity is 10 times stronger. 

Painting of a monkey

A man went to a painting exhibition and commented to an artist.

Man: "WOw ! Painting of this monkey looks like a real one ..."

Artist: "Sorry sir, thats not my painting. you are stranding infront of mirror"

Plane crash in India

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in India. Indian search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. 

(Not real news... :D)

True story about childhood and internet

When I was small kid, "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever. 

"Unable to connect to the internet" is the one now !!

Doctor's advice

Doctor: Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient: Yes
Doctor: So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient: No, but my TV & Laptop did !! :D

Girl's mood

Only two sentences can change a girls mood.

1. You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
2. Clothes on sale, 50% discount.

Oxygen

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Mundre: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

Sun travel

Russia: We are first in space

USA: We are first on the Moon

Sardar: We are first on the Sun

Russia & USA: The Sun is very hot. You will get burnt

Sardar: Do you think we are idiots? We go there at night

Old Girlfrend

Son: Dad I think this girl I'm dating is too old for me...
Dad: What makes you think that son?
Son: Well, to start with she said she's seen Liverpool win the League.
Dad: Damn she's old!

Angry Boss and Employee

..... Angry Boss Ask Employee .....
Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir…
Boss: Don’t look down. Look at me.

Sardar and his laptop

One sardar went to an electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought.
He told the salesman: "you  have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop."
Salesman: "Sir, can you please try infront of me."
This is what that Sardar did:
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

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Study for relaxing?

father to son: hey why don't u go and study?
son: what for?
father: u'll get good marks
son: then?
father: u'll get good salary
son: then?
father: u'll get big house and a car son: then?
father: u'll relax
son: what do u think i am doing right now....

Naughty Boy

Facebook Joke

Once a guy updated his facebook status, "I am gonna sleep on terrace tonight".
After 5 minutes when he checked his facebook back, he saw: 15 Mosquitos liked his status.

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Who runs the Nepalese government?

In a gathering of people from different countries, everyone was bluffing about their countries' progress.
USA: Our dogs play football....
Japan: Our fishes can dance...
Arab: Our camels drive cars...
China: Our pandas ride bicycles...
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Nepal: Hmmnn... That is nothing, In our country, donkeys run the goverment!!

Nepali politicians funny short jokes

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Police and a beggar

One day a beggar collected a lot of money from the day. He collected Rs. 200 which is much more than any other day.

He decided to have a royal dinner for the first time in his life. So, he went to a 5-star restaurant and enjoyed his dinner.

The manager handed him a bill of Rs. 3000. Without any fear, the beggar told the manager that he had no money. The manager was annoyed and called the police. He was handed to the police.

The beggar gave Rs. 200/- to the policeman and set himself free.
Lau hernus ta Nepali police !!
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Boss died

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the wife of boss on the call. "He died yesterday." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you,he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and replies angrily, "I have already told you thrice that your boss died , why do you keep calling everyday :@ "

Guy: Because I just love hearing it.
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5 died

Headline news "5 died in a car accident"
The following day, in a classroom, a teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student: 0  1  2  3  4  6  7  8  9  10
Teacher: Where is 5?
Student: Yesterday I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

Engineer and Doctor's love

A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
Engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: WHY ?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away !!