Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call !!
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
"WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME" !!!!!
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
Boss: I am giving you job as a driver at STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?
Sardar: you are great sir!
Starting salary is o.k.
but??
what are the amount of DRIVING, GEARING and STOPPING salaries….?
After giving lectures on digestive system teacher asked to sardarji to explain digestion. Sardarji replied-digestion is a process which starts with right hand n ends with left hand
In an interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Sardarji: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardarji: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardasji: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
Explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Sardar returned to India after his trip from London. He asked his wife:
"Hey, do I look like a foreigner?"
She replied: No
Sardar: "Hey look thorougly and tell me if I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "N,o for the last time, but why are you asking this?"
Sardar: Yesterday, at the station in London a lady told me "You look like a foriegner"!
