Marathon Race

One day Hum Jayega happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked Hum Jayega.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed Hum Jayega.

SALARY EXPECTED?

Hum Jayega is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes

टेक दिस केक [TAKE THIS CAKE]

हम्जाएगलाई एउटा अङ्रेजी साब्ले केक दिदै भनेछ "हम्जाएगा टेक दिस केक" [take this cake]
हम्जाएगले अचम्म मान्दै सोधेछ "साच्चै हो साब"
अङ्रेज साब्ले भनेछ "यस यस् टेक दिस"
हम्जाएगको पालो केक थपक्क भुइमा राखेर प्यच्चै टेकिदिएछ।

200 bones

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 200 bones in the human body?
Hum Jayega: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

Hum Jayega's burnt ear

One day Hum Jayega went to the doctor with both of his ears burnt:
Doctor: So tell me how u burnt your both ears?'
Hum Jayega: I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron by mistake"
Doctor: But how did you burn both of them?
Hum Jayega: Well, as soon as I put the iron down, the phone rang again.

गधा

हम जाएगा (श्रीमतीसंग) : हेरन, छोराले गधा चढ्छु, गधा चढ्छु भनेर हैरान पारिसक्यो ।
श्रीमती: के भो त नि, एकछिन काँधमा बोके हुन्न त ?

दिमागमा आगो

श्रीमती: तिमी मलाई धेरै रिस नउठाउ त ! मेरो दिमागमा आगो बलेको छ आज ।
हम जाएगा: ए, तेही भएर होला, आज बिहानैदेखि गुईँठा बालेको गन्ध आएको ।