When I was small kid, "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever.
"Unable to connect to the internet" is the one now !!
"Unable to connect to the internet" is the one now !!
Popular Jokes
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Teacher : What is an island ? Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher : On one side ? Pupil : Yes, on top
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A man went to a painting exhibition and commented to an artist. Man: "WOw ! Painting of this monkey looks like a real one ..." Ar...
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were u today during school hour...
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Mother: Can you do anything that others can not do? Son: Yes mom, I can read my handwriting..
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"ए---गाडीले मान्छे किचेछ। छिट्टो एम्बुलेन्स बोलाउनुप-यो। " "------------------------" " भयो, भयो! बोलाउनुपर्दैन।...
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TENSION एउटा सुन्दर केटीले बाटोमा तपाईंसँग लिफ्टमगिन र तपाईंले लिफ्ट दिनु भयो. बाटोमा तिनी बिरामी भईन >> "TENSION" डाक्टर:...
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एक पटक नेपाली, इन्डीयन र अमेरिकनको एउटा पुलमा भेटघाट भएछ । भेटघाटको क्रममा एकअर्कालाई फूर्ति लगाउन थालेछन । अमेरिकन : हाम्रो देशमा त यस्तो...
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एउटा बच्चाले जन्मिने बित्तिकै नर्सलाई सोधेछ बच्चा : मोबाईल छ ? नर्स : छ के गर्नलाई ? बच्चा : केहि होईन भगवानलाई म पुगेँ भन्नलाई ।
