MAdhav KUmar NEpal Jokes
* Once Makune was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told
Guard: WAIT SIR
Makune: 65Kgs
and moved on...
* Once Makune wanted to know the time difference between Nepal and USA. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Could you tell me the time difference between Kathmandu and Washington DC...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Makune immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
* Makune family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"
* At a bar in New York, the man to Makune's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Makune and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Makune replies: "MADHAV KUMAR , MARRIED."
* Madhav Kumar Nepal was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Nepal. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Kathmandu and he stated, "Kathmandu is an excellent city, Give us three years and we will turn it into a world-class megacity like Tokyo". Makune was very surprised. "You Japanese are very slow," he stated "Give me just three days and I will turn whole Japan into Kathmandu... just three days"
* A reporter asked Makune "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"
* Makune returns from Copenhagen tour. As he completes his press conference and is about to leave, he goes, "I would like to thank the president of Denmark from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom too".
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