Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardasji: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
I thought it was a new one
Popular Jokes
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Teacher : What is an island ? Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher : On one side ? Pupil : Yes, on top
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A man went to a painting exhibition and commented to an artist. Man: "WOw ! Painting of this monkey looks like a real one ..." Ar...
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Sardarji driving a jeep in jungle, Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..? Sardarji: give the right indicator and turn left.
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जेलको नयाँ चौकीदारलाई हाकिमले सम्झाउदै - यी कैदीहरु बदमास र दुःख दिने छन् के तिमी उनीहरुलाई सम्हाल्न सक्छौ ? चौकीदार - धन्दा नमान्नुहोस् हज...
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मुन्द्रे सानै हुँदाको कुरो हो‚ उसलाई शिक्षकले सोधेछनः शिक्षकः तँ ठूलो भएर के गर्ने ? मुन्द्रेः विहे । शिक्षकः हैन‚ मैले भन्न खोज्या‚ के ह...
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Mother: Can you do anything that others can not do? Son: Yes mom, I can read my handwriting..
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दूइजना कुखुराचोरहरु बाटोमा भेट बिचबाटोमा । पहिलोः तेरो झोलमा कति वटा कुखुरा छन् र दोश्रोः छन् अलि अलि । पहिलोः भन् न भन् । दोश्रोः ल......
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"ए---गाडीले मान्छे किचेछ। छिट्टो एम्बुलेन्स बोलाउनुप-यो। " "------------------------" " भयो, भयो! बोलाउनुपर्दैन।...
